A below-par performance is considered good
You can stop in the middle for a cheeseburger and a couple of beers
You can have a golf calendar on your office wall without being accused of harassment
You can still make money doing it as a senior
There's no such thing as a golf transmitted disease
Foursomes are encouraged
You don't have to sneak golf magazines into the house
Three times a day is possible
if you have to watch golf on TV you don't have to subscribe to a premium cable channel
If your equipment gets old and rusty you can replace it
Do you having travelers golf it is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve their technique
Nobody ever tells you that you'll go blind if you play golf by yourself
when dealing with a golf pro you never have to worry if he or she is really an undercover cop
