There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray
you have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic tag in the middle
Elevator stops at every floor but nobody getting in
You can never put anything back in the box the way it came
You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom to get out
You have to inform 6 different sales people in the same store that you are just browsing
You open a can of soup and the lid falls in
you set the alarm on your digital clock for 7 p.m. instead of 7 a.m.
three meetings after lunch you look in the mirror and discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front teeth
your tire gauge lets out half of the air while you're trying to get a reading
