Races rap:

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Race:
Yo, it the kid from bottom set
Your mums 52 and a sket
Charlie f*ck up
F*ck up the deck
Your dads a pedo
Tryna give me a peck
And again
Its the kid from bottom set
Your moms 52 and a sket
Charlie f*ck up
F*ck up the deck
Your dads a pedo
Tryna give me a peck
Said anal
Lube and that
Take off her knickers
And i w*nk to that
Big sniff,
Smelling like fish and that
Cos Racetracks on the mic and that
I said anal
Lube and that-
Music stops
Take off her knickers
And i w*nk to that
Big sni-
Race: Jack why'd you cut off the beat
Jack: try the next beat
Music plays
Race:
Man,
Know when my d*cks in
She bound to get scabies
Oi ladies, im just joking
Only thing i got is rabies
She be drooling at the mouth
Yeah, girl be goin' crazy
Free uncle ricky
Touched my di*cky as a baby
And i
Slide on a fat bi*tch
With my small c*ck
On the P-hub
Got my door locked
Jizz into a wet sock
Waiting at the bus stop
Saw ya nan
She gave slop
Grannies love my 3 inch dong
And the tank top
Ay
Only kidding im a virgin
Girl look at me, Its certain
I aint saying that its urgent
But i'd shag just any person
With to legs and a fa**y
I aint talking about your nanny
One million views on a song
That was jokes
And the girldem watching that
Nah fu*k its only blokes
Spent the revenue
On a prozy for the night
A brand new white van
And a Lisa Anne flashlight
Now im getting fame, clout
And dont forget the cash
Gave Reisha a tenner
Now she giving me a flash
Told her go doctors
Cos she got a smelly gash
Then i looked down at my willy
OH SH*T IVE GOT A RASH

Race: what'd you think of that one Jack? Fire bars innit
Jack: uh... yeah... it was.. good
Race: you want me to do my next one? Cos its all ready
Jack: nah leave it there spit any more heat the room might catch fire
Race: yeah you right

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