Race: yes aye, we've been here before so you know the score
Albert: Turn up your hearing aid, Nanna this ones gonna be a banger
Race: inside the place
Race= regular Albert = italics
Come on then
Come on then
Thats my sound
Everybody hear yeah
We're gonna get down
Dont do it for the quid
But i do it for the pound
Why
Cos it rhymes with sound
Yes, now your rocking with the best
MCR gonna flex that chest
All the ladies in the north west
Hear this sound and get impressed
Why
Cos its what we do
Been a bad boy since 2K2
Check on the mic yeah,
Check 1
2
Check 1, check 1
2
Naughty with a filth flow
Call me papa johns
cos we're making dough
Hit after hit like a domino
Putting down the mike
Cos i got to go
Jk lol guess whos back
Standing here with main man Al
I'll spit real slow
And i spit real fast
Nobody better
When we're on this track
Yes
Cos im a big time raver
Smooth all over
like a full time shaver
Old school sound
with a brand new flavour
Everyone knows
im the donk scene saviour
Wow, that was pretty quick
Yeah cheers mate but stick to the script
I was just saying that was wickedy sick
Well, call me christ i was born with a gift
Born with a gift? Jesus got 3
Yeah but i bet they couldnt MC
Float like a butterfly sting like a bee
Who said that?
Tyson fury?
Ah yes lad,
The gypsy king
Er, you cant be saying gypsy
Its PC code, yanno youre gonna get us cancelled
PC? You? We've been to prison 3 times Albert
Im not arsed about getting cancelled
Eh, fair point lad
Anyway what you up to tonight fella
Eh, the regular
Bape station and a bong
Oh can i come over
Come over what? My bong?
No you weirdo
Anyway round two coming up guys
Hey, ding ding
You sound like a fucking microwave
Fuck that,
bun that,
Can i get a comeback
Know about the north west
Yeah well i run that
Drop big bars
Gotta get a hard hat
Dont rate me?
Must be a dumb twat
Ey up mucker
Fancy a cupper
Go on out kid, milk, two sugar
Whats for supper
Bread and butter
Anything else?
Greedy fucker
Yes lad,
Im lethal like Baghdad
Make a man go missing
Bad dad
Caught my girlfirend kissing
Went mad
It burns when im pissing
Its clap
Chatting shit
No its legit
I knew i was in trouble
when i smelt her clit
Don't worry lad
i thought she was fit
Did you shag
Just felt her tit
I'm a reckless rudeboy
Noshed like a chew toy
Girls so wet
I say 'ahouy hoy'
Raps what i enjoy
Ears like playboy
Other MC's
Is what we destroy
I'm flash with the cash
Show me your spuds
And im down to mash
I was on the lash
When i had a crash
The pigs pulled up
So i had to dash
Fucking fuming
Big bass booming
Hear this sound
Time to tune in
Cleaning up
Dont mean grooming
Loved by kids
Still dont mean grooming
Its MCR you know who we are
Gonna blast this beat from every car
I go line for line
I go bar for bar
Watch me be a mega-
Supercar
Race: Super star you twat why would i say super car
Albert: they're fast you need to watch out
Race: nob head we've already said car aswell
Albert: i think it was because i was watching top hear last night
Race: oh shut up you fucking ruined it
