Kidnapper: on phone we have your son
Jack: i dont have a son?
Kidnapper: then who the hell just asked for a chocolate milk with straw and cut the crusts off his sandwitch
Jack: oh no
Kidnapper: what?
Jack: You have crutchie!
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Oh no!
Kidnapper: on phone we have your son
Jack: i dont have a son?
Kidnapper: then who the hell just asked for a chocolate milk with straw and cut the crusts off his sandwitch
Jack: oh no
Kidnapper: what?
Jack: You have crutchie!