Random things that happened to me in Quarantine:
Boredom
Me: I'm bored so I'll scroll through the internet for hours
My dad: I'm bored so I'm gonna clean the windows for the hundredth time
My mom: I'm bored so I'm gonna clean.
My brother: I'm bored so I'm gonna watch Minecraft
My mom: STOP CLEANING THE WINDOWS
Hungry
Me: I'm hungry
My mom: You're always hungry, eat this tomato
My dad: You eat everything
Me: You're eating a sandwich right now and it's 3 in the morning
My brother: I'M HUNgry. [literally every single hour]
My mom: Lets fast for a day
Playing video games
Me: Mom go right
My mom: I am!
Me: No the other right
My mom: There is no other right
Me: Mom stop looking at the ceiling
My mom: How?
Me: With the JOYSTICK thing
My mom: WHAT JOYSTICK
Me: The one on the controller
My mom: This is hard
Me: Mom, it's Detroit become human.
My dad: I like that gun. Oh these shoes make you run faster! Why does he move like that? Why can he move faster than me?
Me: I want that one. *points to the gun*
My dad: After I get this one
*queues up and starts to play for 5 minutes*
My dad: *dies* HACKER
Me: ...that's not a hacker
My dad: IT'S THE SAME GUY! HACKER
Me: Not everyone's a hacker
My Dad: ...
My brother: *spends 2 hours picking the clothes and doesn't play*
Me: Look I got 31 kills!
My family: Literally no one cares
Movies
Me: Can we watch a Superhero movie?
My Mom: Lets watch Iron man
My dad: I don't like Robert Downey Jr
My Mom: That's only because I think he's cute
My dad: OOO THE NOTEBOOKS ON NETFLIX
Me and my mom: No.
Stupid things
Me: When I open my eyes I can see
My mom and dad: I would hope so
Me: How long is too long for someone not to shower?
My dad: When you know they're in the room and the lights are off.
My dad: *proceeds to throw a bucket of water at the windows for no reason*
Me and my mom: *laughing from the inside of the house*
