❝𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐲, 𝐛𝐨𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭 𝐧𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐮𝐭!❞
[𝐀 𝐖𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐎𝐒] A stupid book full of journal entries that I wrote until the book filled up. The title means absolutely nothing...
Of course the second I publish that, something laughable happens to me. I am me, after all.
This is gonna be intense man, so get ready.
I went and got some crickets for my lovely bearded dragon, Englebert.☟︎😌
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A queen, I know. So, with the crickets, I buy the calcium to dust them in.
I get home, and I've cleaned out the cricket container. I sit down on the floor with all the egg cartons and food...and da calcium😳
Everything goes nicely. I get the crickets put in the container, the food in the bowl, so to top it all off, I go to open the calcium, and this happens😔☟︎
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Rip calcium. Press 🅱️ in da chat😖
And that's the story of how it looked like my nonexistent cocaine stash ended up on my floor while trying to put away crickets.
