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An exchange between me and my friend, glorified

I am a coffee addict!
"I also have no idea how to work the coffee machine, if I did like coffee." She said with oblivious laughter.

"You just haven't had good coffee." I say, pointing my finger.

"Likely so."

"Java chip frappe would turn you to the way of the coffee." I analyzed.

"Probably, but I prefer tea." Nodding her head, eyes drifting to the pavement.

"I long for the day the brew will turn you and the roast will boast it's way to your soul." I poetically recite from the grimoires of my internal monologue. My friend stared, mouth stuck agape. I have changed her life.