the life of being in a 6 way marriage

The marrige

     it was valentine's day. the day of the wedding. kayleigh,jami and eva had the most beautiful wedding dresses. they were getting married in ex neighbor williams backyard. the most beautiful place in the world. the boys were still getting ready at leafy and westons apartment.
                                    8am
    "holy eff i'm nervous!" weston exclaimed.
    "calm down. it's not a big deal." calvin told him.
    "how could you say that, calvin?! we're getting married!" adam said putting his fedora on.
    "i don't care." leafy said.
    "your such a loser, you never care about anything!" weston said annoyed.
     "that's not true. after this everything will be back to normal." calvin reminded him.
     "whatever. you're always so negative!" adam said feeling hurt.
      leafy stormed out annoyed that no one understood him. he pulled out his phone and texted kayleigh.
                
      calvin
           you know nothings going to change after the wedding right?
                                                kayleigh
                                      bruh what? i thought you loved me! why would you ever do this!?! you ruined enough! now you're ruining the wedding!
    
      calvin
              that's not what i mean! no one ever understands what i mean! i meant i'll always love you even after the wedding!
    
                                                kayleigh
                                         i'm sorry that i doubted you! i will always love you too, leaf boy. ❤️
   
      calvin
             💜❤️💜

     weston and adam didn't bother looking for calvin. he always got like this. they were used to it by now so they just waited for him to come back while sitting on the couch discussing what they thought was going on with calvin.
      "calvins such a drama queen" weston said.
      "yeah. i just can't help but imagine how beautiful the girls are going to look tonight." adam said with his eyes wondering off into the distance.
      "i saw jamis dress. it is gorgeous!" weston exclaimed.
      "oh i saw evas dress!" adam responded.
      "i wonder if calvin saw kayleigh's dress." weston said.
      "probably but he definitely said something that he didn't like about it." adam said with reason.
      "he's apart of the phandom so i guess that explains his toxicity." weston responded.
       they both laughed and talked until calvin came back.
11am
         "omg i'm so nervous!" jami yelled.
         "jamster calm down!everything is going to be ok, it's our wedding day!" said eva
"yeah jami stop being so paranoid" said their makeup artist right before she left in a huff
"wow what an ugly whore" remarked kayleigh
eva and jami agreed and they all continued talking about the wedding. Jami whip nae naed and was immediately calmed down about the whole wedding.
"yknow what i'm excited! no need to worry at all" she said.
"yeah jami you're right! this day will be so much fun! we're about to get married" said eva
                                1pm
"i cant believe we're about to walk down the aisle" exclaimed jami.
jami jumped out of her chair and knocked over a big can of paint, spilling it all over kayleigh and evas dresses.
kayleigh begins to cry and eva passes out. jami doesn't know what to do so she calls leafy and adam and asks what to do, leafy calls her a stupid thing woman and hangs up and adam says he'll be there.
30 minutes pass and leafy and adam have both arrived, jami is in tears and is yelling very loud (like always) at them to help, they run inside and get to cleaning.
kayleigh is hyperventilating in the corner and eva is pacing around
"what the hell jami i cant believe you let this happen" yelled kayleigh
eva mumbled in agreement and jami burst into even more tears, leafy turned around with the dresses in hand
"i'm talking these to the dry cleaner because this just isn't working" he sped off into the distance and we all heard his car start , adam didn't want to be a nuisance to everyone while they were getting ready so he took off after leafy
                                      2pm
adam and leafy came back with the dresses
"they're kinda fixed" murmured leafy
"stop being so negative!the dresses are basically back to normal" said adam, angrily
"adam chill boy." said weston "we need to go about this calmly so our families are more accepting of our forbidden love" he continued
                                      4pm
it was the wedding. kayleigh, eva and jami were ready to walk down the aisle. kalynn the flower girl walked down first and threw the petals. then the ring bearer, barron trump, was next. the bridesmaids emily, isabel and eliana came down the aisle. the groomsmen duane, uncle ken, and lancevideos followed after. the brides walked down the aisle with their fathers. kayleigh's was nickvideos, eva's was gibson from ant farm and jamis was mr.garrison (happy birthday!) We gather here to unite these two people in marriage. Their decision
to marry has not been entered into lightly and today they publicly
declare their private devotion to each other. The essence of this
commitment is the acceptance of each other in entirety, as lover,
companion, and friend. A good and balanced relationship is one in
which neither person is overpowered nor absorbed by the other, one
in which neither person is possessive of the other, one in which
both give their love freely and without jealousy.
Marriage, ideally, is a sharing of responsibilities, hopes, and dreams.
It takes a special effort to grow together, survive hard times, and be
loving and unselfish.
Do you both pledge to share your lives openly with one another, and
to speak the truth in love? Do you promise to honor and tenderly
care for one another, cherish and encourage each other, stand
together, through sorrows and joys, hardships and triumphs for all
the days of your lives?" said the priest
"yes we do" replies everyone
"Do you pledge to share your love and the joys of your marriage with
all those around you, so that they may learn from your love and be
encouraged to grow in their own lives?" he continued
" yes we do" everyone said
"May these rings be blessed as a symbol of your union. As often as
either of you look upon these rings, may you not only be reminded of
this moment, but also of the vows you have made and the strength of
your commitment to each other.
boys, repeat after me"
I, promise to love and support you and live each day
with kindness, understanding, truth, humor, and passion. With this
ring I thee wed."
the boy's repeated him
"ladies, repeat after me, I promise to love and support you and live each day
with kindness, understanding, truth, humor, and passion. With this
ring I thee wed."
the ladies repeated after him.
"Go now in peace and live in love, sharing the most precious gifts you have-
the gifts of your lives united. And may your days be long on this earth.
I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride."