Orochimaru x Anko

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Sakura: EW!!!!!!!

Naruto: HOLY MOTHER- THAT'S NASTY!

Ino: Ya wasn't he like, basically her dad?

Sakura: Ugh. You just made it even worse!

Sasuke: People will pair that pedo snake with just about anybody. 

Naruto: That dude's like, 50! And Anko-sensei's like....... not. Ya know?

Sasuke: Yes. We know. 

Ino: Not to mention he's like, a villain or whatever. And a hella creepy one too. 

Sakura: Ya, I think we are ready to rate this one. 

Ino: 0/10! This gives me the heebie jeebies. 

Sakura: 0/10!

Naruto: 0/10!

Sasuke: Hn. 0/10 then. 

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