Ino: Hm. Well, this isn't so bad......
Sakura: Pftttt. As if. I would never get with that lazy ass.
Choji: You're right Sakura. Shikamaru's too smart for you.
Naruto: OHHHHHHH.
Shikamaru: Ugh. What a drag. I'm going to sleep. Wake me up when this discussion is over.
Ino: GODDAMIT SHIKAMARU YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS WITH SLEEP.
Shikamaru: ...
Sakura (dangerously twitching her eyebrows): Hold up. You didn't just call me a "problem" Ino pig, because that would make you pretty stupid....
Ino: Ya Billboard Brow, I did. Suck it up.
Sakura: ...
Naruto: Anyway..... I don't like this ship.
Choji: I don't mind it. It's whatever.
Ino: It's my best friend! And Sakura. She's there too.
Sakura: Wow thanks.
Shikamaru: Meh. 4/10. Sakura's pretty troublesome.
Sakura: HEY! For that comment, 2/10.
Naruto: 1/10! This is wierd!
Choji: 6/10.
Ino: 8/10.
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Konoha 11 Reacts to Crack Pairings
FanfictionExactly what it sounds like! The Konoha 11 (plus Sasuke and Sai) reacting to the strangest Naruto pairings I could find. (No offense to your ship).
