Obito x Konan

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Naruto: Eh, not feelin it. 

Sakura: Yeah, do they like, even like each other?

Sasuke: He killed her, so there's that. 

Sakura: Right so.... they hate each other. Cool.

Sai: I think it is a lovely couple. 

Naruto: Wait a second. Is that Tobi????!!!!!

Sasuke: Uhhhhh..........


-Several minutes of silence later-


Sai: Anyway, I find this couple to be comprised of two attractive people, and thus I ship it. 

Sakura: Eh, fair. 

Sasuke: At least they're both on the same side. 

Naruto: Except Konan loves Yahiko!!!

Sakura: Eh?

Naruto: Oh right you guys weren't there. Never mind. Carry on. 

Sakura: Ok then, 4/10.

Naruto: 1/10. 

Sasuke: 2/10. 

Sai: 7/10. 


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