Pokemon HeartGold x Realistic Male Reader

Introduction

Some disclaimers :

English's not my mother tongue, I'll make lot of mistakes. Point them out if you want, I'll correct them

There will be lots of references so thumbs up to whoever have them and I'm gonna make some 4th wall break too, so... brace yourself

I'm open to all criticism. Don't hesitate a second to give your advices or opinions in the form you want (please do use crude word, I'm not a snowflake)

Spoilers alert: I will talk about all of Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver and maybe some other pokemon game/manga/anime so don't blame me if you get spoiled okay?

If you are allergic to dark humour you're most likely going to die from reading this, so refrain (not that I care much, but I warn you anyway)

This isn't really a story for kid, even if the pokemon world is harmless in itself, my story will contain some violence

I played my fair share of Pokemon games, but I'm not a stratigist nor a hardcore gamer (it isn't needed for the normal adventure anyway), so I may make some mistakes or don't think about some things (some item I could forget to pick up or things like this). Tho the versions Heartgold and Soulsilver are the one I know best

This I meant to be a re-discovery of the 2nd generation remakes, so don't expect a lot of plot outside the original one

Here's a description of you (that sound weird...):

You're a healthy guy, with a naturally good body (you somehow never get fat, like a damn sayan, god bless your genetic), but that's it, you don't do martial arts or things like this

You're in High School (you're 16), and you do quite good, but you're not doing much, so maybe you could be way better if tried harder

You're well versed in pop-culture (what a surprise huh?), and you love science, and over all, you like to be realistic

If you had the choice, you would rather be the villain than the hero, or better, an anti-hero ( your the chaotic-good type), so you're selfish, but you respect people who deserve it, and you know how to respect authority, and you'll respect it, for you know that's it's rarely good to oppose it, and rarely bad to have by your side...

You never took the live of a human, but you already thought about it, and you know that if the time come, and you have a good reason for it, you'll not hesitate to kill

You will gladly help people in need if you have the possibility and strength to do it, because, your credo is something like: Everything is permitted, but don't be an asshole (and some things are true)

And for your appearance, well... Be as you see fit, it's a y/n story after all.

Oh, I almost forgot, you never had a girlfriend

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Italic means it's what y/n think, example:

This person is stupid

Bold means it me, the author who talk, example:

I hope you liked this chapter

In this story, I'll write the "announcements" the game give you in bold too, example:

Charizard used Flamethrower!

If it is written in the middle, it's more important, example:

Charizard grew to Lv50

If something is between two * and in bold, it means it's a description of a sound, example:

*BOUM*

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To make this story, I'll play Pokemon Heartgold on a PC emulator. I'll use the dialog and events to write it

I'll write all Pokemon I encounter and things like this. I'll try my best to transcript it into writing

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Okay, that's all for the introduction
Ask if you have any questions
See you in the story

-Haiko