Pokemon HeartGold x Realistic Male Reader

Chapter 1: A Heart Of Gold

Some info I just realized I should tell you:

-If you don't like Pokemon, you most likely won't like this story. I don't plan on adding a lot to the original plot, so you may find it "boring". I'm warning you (Pokemon has a story made "for kids" after all, so yeah, you'll see)

-I already finished the story, so I won't be able to take requests or team members ideas

-I'm not doing a Nuzlock, a random or anything like this, in case you're wondering

-When talking about Pokedollars, I'll use the yen symbol "¥" as the Pokedollar is based on it and I can't use the real symbol

-I'll be absolutely honest. I'll use a speed cheat so that I can walk faster in the game, considering I'll be writing all dialogs, I need a bit of speed. HOWEVER I won't use any other cheat, as it will just waste the objective of this story, which is to transcript my game experience into writing (this means if an attack miss, I'll tell you, I won't reload a save or something). I have no way to prove you I won't cheat, so it's your choice to trust me or not, sorry about this

I think that's it

Enjoy

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(y/n POV)

I was in the hallway, chatting with my friends about pokemon, and like usual, I'm again justifying why they are stupid

Me: Guys, how many times do I need to say it, with just one Tyranitar Lv100 I can beat the shit out of the Elite 4, with enough potions and all obviously

While I'm waiting for them to burst in anger because I just blow their mind, I notice they're taking too long to answer, and look at them worried I just crossed the line

Weird, I didn't go that far, like the time I said the 2nd generation was better than the 1st

Which I really thought was true, but maybe the fact it's the first pokemon game I played influenced me...

Anyways, when I look at my friends, they're completely motionless, I look to the left, only to see more frozen people, I then look to the right, thinking it may be the work of a new stand user, when I hear this strangely familiar voice

???: y/n!

I look left again, to see some sort of man-shaped shadow, and begin to move toward it

???: Oh! You're approching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?

Me: I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer

???: Oh ho! Then come as close as you like

*sound of shoes hitting the floor*

As we both stop, close to each other

I hope he's not actually going to fight me...

He bursts out laughing

???: Ahahahahah! I knew you were going to be a funny one!

Me: Well thank you, but who or what are you?

???: I am what you could call, God

I pinch my cheeks, thinking I've somehow been drugged, or that I'm dreaming