The matchmaker

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"Naruto you late"Kushina said "sorry ma ma" Naruto said "well coming in and get cleans up"

"This is what you give me to work with?
Well honey, I've seen worse
We're going to turn this sow's ear
Into a silk purse

Well have you washed and dried
Primped and polished till you glow with pride
Trust my recipe for instant bride
You'll bring honor to us all

A omega can bring his family
great honor in one way
By striking a good match
This could be the day

Men want omegas with good taste
Calm
Obedient
Who work fast-paced
With good breeding and a tiny waist
You'll bring honor to us all

We all must sever our emperor
Who guards us from orochimaru
A man by bearing arms
A omega by bearing sons

When we're through you can't fail
Like a lotus blossom soft and Palm
How could any fellow say "no sale"
You'll bring honor to us all

There- you're ready
Not yet
An apple for serenity ...
A pendent for balance ...
Beads of jade for beauty
You must proudly show it
Now add a cricket just for luck
And even you can't blow it

Ancestors
Hear my plea
help me not make a fool of me
And to not uproot my family tree
Keep my father standing tall

Scarier then the undertaker
We are meeting our matchmaker
Destiny
Guard our boys
And our future as it fast unfurls
Please look kindly on those cultured pearls
Each a perfect porcelain dolls

Please bring honor to us
Please bring honor to us
Please bring honor to us
Please bring honor to us
Please bring honor to us all"

One morning, a young boy named Naruto was being prepared to visit the matchmaker. Naruto was nervous. He wasn't like other omega boys. He could look proper, but could he act properly?
Naruto's mother placed a beautiful comb in her sons hair .
"There, your ready!" Said said.
"Not quite!"Naruto's grandmother said.
"You'll need something for good luck."
Then she tied a small insect cage around Naruto's waist. "With this cricket, even you can blow it!"
When Naruto finally met the matchmaker, the visit did not go so well. Poor Naruto as very nervous. Then Naruto's lucky cricket escaped from it cage and landed on the matchmakers dress!
The matchmaker was terrified. She fell back and landed against a lit stove. Suddenly her clothes caught fire!
"Put it out! Put it out!" The matchmaker cried. Naruto grabbed the teapot.
SPLASH!
"You are a disgrace!" The soaking matchmaker shouted. "You may look like a bride, but you'll never bring your family honor."

Look at me
I will never pass for a perfect bride
Or a perfect omega
Can it be
I'm not meant to play this part?
Now I see
That if I were truly to be myself
I would break my fam'ly's heart

Who is that boy I see
Staring straight
Back at me?
Why is my reflection someone
I don't know?
Somehow I cannot hide
Who I am
Though I've tried
When will my reflection show
Who I am inside?
When will my reflection show
Who I am inside?

An
if anyone as seen mulan please don't shout at me I might have kill the songs from mulan if I have I'm sorry. If it's good please tell me in the comments. thank you, love you y'all.

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