PC Principal Beats Up Cartman

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South Park Elementary

South Park, Colorado

PC Principal: *beating up Cartman* Not so tough now, are ya?!

Cartman: *getting beat up*

Stan: Get him good!

Kyle: Teach that fat boy a lesson!

Pam: Teach him to mess with Kyle!

Butters: He's getting the snot beat out of him!

PC Principal: *still beating up Cartman* You won't be harassing Kyle, no more!

Cartman: *still getting beat up*

Mr. Mackey: Teach him a lesson, mmkay?

Kyle: This is the best day of my life!

Liane Cartman: *rushes into the school* Leave my son alone! Stop it!

PC Principal: *shoots Liane, killing her*

Liane Cartman: *dead*

Kyle: Whoa, dude!

Stan: That's so hardcore!

Butters: Oh, hamburgers!

PC Principal: *still beating up Cartman, now out cold*

Cartman: *out cold*

This story was written on Tuesday, June 30th, 2020.

A/N I do not own South Park, or the characters. They belong to Trey Parker and Matt Stone, and Comedy Central. Pam is my OC. Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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