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A book compiled with a bunch of Dream SMP oneshots! Feel free to correct my grammatical errors, or just laugh at them
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What's the worst that could happen when two pun-masters and flirts meet? A pun and pick-up line fight of course. And that's exactly what me and Dream had been doing ever since we sat down at a table in Starbucks. "This coffee is like you, hot." He winked at me. I'm supposed to be immune to these basic attempts at flirting, but these are getting to me somehow--
"You're saying it to the wrong person, just give me a second." I pulled out my phone, unlocked it and opened the front facing camera then showed my phone to him. "Okay, now say it." I bet he doesn't have a comeback for that- "That's a good one, I'd have to give you a point for that. You actually have a lot of points." He smiled. "You need an extra hand to carry them? "He extended his hand and smirked. A pun, I wasn't expecting that. "No thanks, Dream." "Alright, I just wanted to say that you have enough points to exchange them for a prize."
"What prize?" I cocked an eyebrow at him, actually interested in what he was saying. "The key to my heart." Cheesy. "Wait, no, you already have that." He grinned, challenging me to give him another pick-up line. Alright then, Clay, I'm bringing out my secret weapon. "Knock, knock." I started, waiting for his response. He gave me a confused look but just went along with it. "Who's there?"
"When, where." I smiled, knowing the outcome of this knock knock joke. "When, where, who?" He asked. "Tonight, my place, me and you." I finished the joke. "Yeah, sure, that sounds good to me, see you tonight, N/N." He started standing up to walk away to leave the cafe. "Wait, what?" I turned to him, with a red face that had a confused look on it. "Don't worry, sweetheart. I have your number, I'll call you before I get to your place. See you later tonight." He winked at me once more before waving me goodbye and walking out of the door. That sneaky little bastard-- Now I have a date with him- I guess it wasn't a bad move to have that fight earlier after all.
