What's it like being married to Stan?
Well,
-He absolutely loves using the term "my wife" and uses it as much as he can.
-a pretty consistent sex life, I mean, c'mon, it's Stan.
-Waking you up every morning with an attack of kisses.
-Yeah, he's cute like that.
-Is actually pretty adventurous.
-"Baby, what if we took a trip to Hawaii?"
-"Surprise, we're going to paris!"
-Unfortunately Stan can't have children, no matter how hard you tried.
-so for now, no children
-you're trying to get Stan to agree on adoption but who knows
-Still just as clingy. Y'all live in the same house but if you leave for even an hour he's on edge
-Still the same as when you were kids, completely bonded at the hip
-His jealously hasn't gotten better
-"Hey, that's my wIFE yOuRE taLKiNG tO-"
-Hates when you have business trips
-will face-time you everyday
-He acts sO FUCKING CUTE WITH YOUR NEPHEWS
-He sucks at cooking. That's all there is to say.
a/n starting a series of married au with you and stan? yessir-
YOU ARE READING
Stanley Uris imagines/ preferences
FanfictionFigured i should give Stan the man his own book of imagines. Bc he's special. -The losers are featured heavily in this book -there IS swearing so beware of that if ur not chill with it. -Requests are open! -i DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS IN THIS BOO...
