(COMPLETED) Mao Mao x Reader Oneshots

Jealousy Headcanons

~When he's jealous~

• M U R D E R

• Kidding! Kidding!

• But really, Mao Mao can get aggressive.

• The second he calls you by your nickname, you know something's up.
-"Mao? What happened? Are you sick? Are you having flashbacks of you're childhood again?"

• Mao Mao doesn't tell you when he's jealous because "Heroes don't get jealous!", so you're gonna have to know the signs

• Luckily, he makes it really easy on your part!

• There are a few things you need to look out for:
-1: Mao Mao's voice gets even deeper
-2: He growls
-3: Tries to impress you by doing stupid stuff.
-4: He flat out yells at the guy.

• Seriously, I personally feel bad for the guy that comes across your path.

• Mao Mao will make him cry, but he will feel bad later.
-"I'll admit, I took it too far."
-"You really did. I've never seen a grown man cry so hard."
-"Well, I CAN CRY HARDER!"
-".....That's it, you're gonna visit Blue again!"

• Badgerclops finds the whole thing hilarious and Adorabat is confused.

• You have to comfort Mao Mao when he's jealous.

• He feels 50 percent sad because he looked like an idiot and he wasn't acting like a hero.

• Then he feels 50 percent proud because that guy was never gonna talk to you again.

~When You're jealous~

• Mao Mao notices instantly.

• When you're jealous, you kinda disappear.

• One moment you're right next to Mao Mao and the next moment you're gone.

• You don't want him to see that you're jealous.

• You trust him, but you don't trust whoever he's talking to.

• You don't get jealous often, it's normally one person that you get jealous of.

• T A N Y A K E Y S

• It doesn't help that Tanya's his ex and she still flirts with him!

• Mao Mao will leave Tanya in a heartbeat to find you though.

• He cuddles with you until you feel better

• He's the best boyfriend Pure Heart will ever see.