Vikings x Reader

Catboy! Ragnar would include...

A/N: Oh, sweet anon. We've been dreading this day. HOWEVER, these were actually really fun to make, so I can't really complain.

- Ragnar is NEVER home

- He's always out and about, he doesn't really like being cooped up at home

- You'll find wandering around the neighborhood, the grocery store, the pet store, Target, fucking Lowe's

- He never buys anything, he just doesn't want to be home and that's that

- One time, disappeared for an entire day, and you found him standing in front of the lobster tank at Red Lobster

- He was just staring intently, not moving

- You had to drag him out of the restaurant by the arm

- The employees are used to it, at this point

- What's not normal about a big ass man with cat features staring at lobster for hours on end?

- He also likes the fish market, just because he likes looking at fish

- He grabbed an eel once, but immediately dropped it back into the cooler when it started flopping around

- He did NOT care for that shit at all

- NEEDLESS TO SAY, Ragnar really loves sea animals

- Especially crustaceans

- He will steal your phone to watch the Crab Rave video on your YouTube account

- It's his favorite thing

- He really likes shrimp, too

- He wants to keep them as pets? For some reason?

- He bought a bag of those cocktail shrimp once, got home and immediately tossed them in a tank

- Despite you telling them they were, y'know, dead

- He was disappointed to find they were, in fact, dead

- So, you got him sea monkeys instead

- He named every individual sea monkey

- He named one Aflac

- You don't know why and you really don't want to ask

- Sea creatures aside, Ragnar is a little sweetheart

- He's your sweet little baby boy!

- Therefore, he can get away with MURDER

- All he has to do is smile at you

- And you're LEGALLY not allowed to get mad at him for anything he does

- Whether it's digging holes in your backyard because he wants to know where they lead

- Or fucking up your couch cushions

- Sure, you'll be mad for like a second

- But after he gives you the little smile you're kinda just like

- "Okay buddy, as you were."

- He doesn't like drinking water

- It's too bland

- Tasteless, in his opinion

- He'll drink tea, though

- He loves tea

- Black tea is the STUFF

- Ragnar enjoys other teas, but black tea just hits different in his mind