- The things you do for your boys
- This all happened because Ubbe saw a cool looking dinosaur skeleton in a magazine
- So he googled where it was and begged you to take him to the museum
- He used the eyes on you, so you gave in and bought the tickets
- That's how you end up cramped in your car with 4 huge catboys on your way to Toronto
- Easily one of the worst ideas you've ever had
- The boys are so ROWDY
- Minus Bjorn, but only because he's the one driving
- Obviously, there's an aux cord
- So naturally, Hvitserk blasts Bad Bunny in the car
- He doesn't know what he's saying, and he's pretty indifferent to it
- But he plays it because he knows Ivar HATES his music
- At one point, Bjorn threatens to kick him out of the car and leave him in the highway
- He does not, thanks to you
- But he was this close to doing so
- Bjorn decides you'll be in charge of the music
- And everything is fine!
- Until Ubbe starts singing the F.U.N. song from Spongebob
- And then Hvitserk joins
- And you have to leap over when Bjorn lets go of the wheel and tries to jump into the back seat
- The gods must really favor you all
- You brought so many snacks
- Chips, popcorn, soda and water
- And sour patch kids
- Those are Ivar's favorite, even though the sourness makes him pull a funny face
- Anyway, within the first hour of the car ride, Hvitserk has torn open every bag and eaten every single thing
- Except for Ivar's sour patch kids, he has SOME survival instinct
- Ubbe's sitting behind you, so he likes to lean over and poke you from the side
- Or purr real loud in your ear
- Or tug at your hair
- He's caught unaware when you turn back and flick his nose
- Ubbe just sits back, stunned and betrayed
- He doesn't bother you after that
- There's a point where the car ride is just entirely silent
- It's the middle of the night
- And then you hear Hvitserk singing the Buddi Song from Child's Play
- It starts off really quiet, but it gets louder, to the point where you're covering your ears and groaning
- Ivar jumps Hvitserk exactly 15 seconds into the song
- And Bjorn has to pull to the side of the road to separate them
- And Ubbe? Still sleeping soundly between the brawling boys
- You switch with Bjorn a bit later so he can sleep
- And soon, all the precious little angels are sleeping
- You enjoy the peace and quiet as much as you can
- Because it might be a while before a moment like this comes again
- So you're listening to your music quietly, vibing and living your best life
- And then Hvitserk kicks the back of your seat
- Twice
- You look into the rearview mirror and it's very obvious he's asleep
- But his leg kicks again and you have to keep yourself from wanting to reach over and smack him
- You endure it, and at one point, it stops
- But then Ubbe starts snoring
- By the time Bjorn's awake enough to drive again, you're twitching and in dire need of coffee
- You stop at one of those rest stops off the side of the highway to restock on snacks
- And get yourself some Starbucks before you strangle Hvitserk, who's currently latched on to your leg while you drag yourself over
- After getting breakfast at the Burger King they have, and taking a bathroom break, you're all back on the road
- Bjorn is driving again, and it's only a few more hours before you get to where you need to go
- Ivar is sitting up front now, and you're sitting between Hvitserk and Ubbe
- They know you're tired as fuck, and they know what happens when they mess with you in this state
- So you rest your head against Ubbe's shoulder and throw one of your legs over Hvitserk's leg
- Ubbe brings a hand up to cup your cheek and set a kiss on your forehead
- And Hvitty kneads his hand against your calf because he's bored
- When you wake up, there's only an hour to go
- The boys are bickering and trying to figure out if fish can see water
- You decide not to get involved
- Though you're forced to intervene when Ubbe and Hvitserk start smacking each other with you in between
- So you smack them both upside the head
- This time, they don't back down
- Instead, they start poking your sides, tickling you until tears stream down your face
- You catch a smile on Bjorn and Ivar's face
- You get to your hotel shortly, and when you're settled in, you drive to the museum
- And then you realize
- You left the tickets
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