*after Jared, Paul and embry teach Sam about vines*
Sam: on the scale of "fre shavaca do" to "I'm a giraffe" how do you feel today?
Jared: I'm somewhere between "road work ahead" and "I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me"
Paul: I'm a solid "two bro's in a hot tub" how about you Embry?
Embry: I'd say I'm probably a "ninky minjaj" right now
Emily:
Emily: I know many languages but this is not one of them
DU LIEST GERADE
Incorrect wolf pack (twilight)
FanfictionBasically just a book about stupid things I think the pack would do A lot of these I got ideas for are from tumblr
