Paul: *laying on Sam and Emily's couch* Onion rings are just vegetable donuts
Emily: *used to Paul's dumbassery* sure they are Paul
Paul: you're stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
Sam: okay.
Paul: lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
Sam:
Paul: *oblivious* Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
Emily: *crying* Paul, please stop
Jared: *fascinated* no no please, continue
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Incorrect wolf pack (twilight)
FanfictionBasically just a book about stupid things I think the pack would do A lot of these I got ideas for are from tumblr
