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Paul: so I can either bake cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute

Emily: Paul nO THATS NOT HOW YOU BAKE YOUR COOKIES FRIEND

Paul: FLOOR IT?

Emily: PAUL NO

Paul: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND?

Emily: PAUL YOU ARE GOING TO BURN MY HOUSE DOWN

Paul: IM GOING TO HARNESS THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

Emily: PAUL P L E A S E

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