Embry: when I was in preschool there was this really weird system of a time out where they'd put you in this giant plastic bucket. And the rule was you couldn't leave the bucket for ten minutes
In case you didn't know, I was what teachers call "a difficult child" which I code for "walking entirety of sass" so I was in the time out bucket quite a bit.
Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes - and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the bucket. The teachers were furious and I said "hey, I never left the bucket
So they called my mom and told her what I did and she said "well, he never left the bucket"
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Incorrect wolf pack (twilight)
FanfictionBasically just a book about stupid things I think the pack would do A lot of these I got ideas for are from tumblr
