I just felt like these being said in Remus's voice would be funny.
"Grass grows. Birds fly. Sun shines, and Bruddah? I hurt people."
*waiting with mace* "Hey, what's up?"
"I don't even know where to start wit you. I mean, don't you know who you're talking to? Basically, kinda a big deal."
And my personal favorite...
"If you were from, where I was from, you'd be fuckin dead!"
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