(Co-written by 2Tails1Beat)
Baus, Director, Dex, and Fenn go on wacky adventures to find the 7 Chaos Emeralds! From unobtainable prize bubbles to kicking a 100-year-old vampire in the balls, anything is possible on this journey!
To pick up from where we last left off, the Dork Brotherhood were being trialed against the accusations of first-degree murder, but one of the guards made a lapse in judgement!
Peach: Wait so, you were going to make me wrongly execute these 4, just to kill 1 black person
Toad Guard 1: We couldn't see the person at all! How are we supposed to know who it was?! It could've been anyone!
Dex: OBJECTION!
Toad Guard 1: H-huh!?
Toad Guard 2: What did I say about interrupting in the Holy ro-
Princess Peach: No, no, let him speak. I am curious on what he has to say. Toad Guard 2: Err... right... sorry, your Majesty.
Dex: You know, by that logic of what the guard said, you'd have to profile everyone with a shiny stone on them!
Toad Guard 1: B-but we did!
Fenn, firing a Truth Bullet into the air: NO, THAT'S WRONG! Fenn: The toad in front of us had a shiny stone in their back pocket!
What Fenn didn't know is that he accidentally aimed the Truth Bullet at the ceiling glass... that's going to cost a lot to fix.
(BausOfBacon: Also, sorry if I got that reference wrong. I have never played Danganronpa, and only heard about it via osmosis.)
(2Tails1Beat: Nah it's alright bro, you got it right this time.)
(BausOfBacon: Fucking epic.)
Fenn: Oh... oops. Toad Guard 1: H-how are we supposed to see that?!
Then finally, Director came up with the smartest thing he had said all throughout the story up in this point.
Director: Well, since you apprehended us from the behind, that means you also saw us come into the kingdom.
This can also conclude the fact that you saw the person who was in front of us. With how illustrious the gem is, being placed in their back pocket, I don't get how you didn't see it.
