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(Messenger)

Armmond Theseus Zamora

08.xx.20xx

6: 45 AM

Jameiko:

Ano ang surname ni Anchor? ⚓

Tis

kase Anchor Tis (Anne Curtis)

Ano ang tawag sa maliit na pusa?

Ano?

Edi CATiting! 🐱

Good morning!

11: 27 AM

Jameiko:

Ano tawag sa maliit na kambing?

Ano?

edi kapirangGOAT! 🐐

Ano ang similarity ng TULA at UTOT?

pareho silang galing sa POET 💨

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Amoy luya

Amoy luya who?

It's raining men! Amoy luya! It's raining men! ⛈

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

eat lunch na, if it's your break na that is 😉

mjoml

🤙

11:24 PM

Jameiko:

Ano ang maraming sakay, jeepney or ambulance? 🚑

Ambulance ofc!

Why?

Kasi ang jeepney 10-10 lang bawat side,

ang ambulance madalas 50-50 na ang sakay! 😝

What letter is the laziest?

edi letter E!

Why?

kasi laging nasa BED eh. 🛏

hope you're doing good, Monty!

nagets ko na nickname mo

but I think di siya bagay sayo

kasi mas bagay tayo 🤭

walang lol

walang chos

sa true lang

goodnight! 😚

🤙

(Twitter)

11:25 PM

08.17.20xx

Echo @mythecho 🔒 * 2m

This thread is a series of updates kung sinagot or seen man lang ako ni Mr. Mentos. Why mentos? Cold exterior but soft and chewy inside!

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Update:

08-xx: oo pero snob
08-xx: hindi huhu
08-xx: hindi, ang effort ko sa jokes ha!

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