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AN: Warning: R-18 statements/jokes and suicide statements. Don't say I didn't warn you. You may skip if it'll trigger you.

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Prince Android

10.xx.20xx

4:49 PM

May tanong ako

Prince Android: Wala akong sagot, please try again later.

luh

dali na kase

Prince Android: What?

Huh?

Prince Android: Yung tanong, baka gusto mo na ilapag hay

Anong mas gusto mo

Dota o ako?

Prince Android: Is this a trick question?

Just answer!

Prince Android: I know about Dota but I don't really play it.

So ako?

Prince Android: Hindi, sarili ko.

Prince Android: Squirtle ka talaga.

Ayaw mo kasi linawin

Prince Android: Fine

Prince Android: Look, I don't know how to play dota. All I know is you.

Prince Android: So, I choose you, Squirtle.

Kilig na sana, Squirtle lang tawag mo saken eh. 😒

Di naman ako pagong.

Prince Android: Di ka sure

Prince Android changed your nickname to Little Squirtle

Prince Android: There, that's more like it.

luh

potacca palitan mo ean

Prince Android: Na-uh.

Prince Android: dun wanna 😏

Prince Android: it's cute naman, like you

Tirik araw landi agad?

Prince Android: But pag early morning naman, magrereclaims ka na too early and am I Chinese.

Sa Chinese na lang kase yon, di ka naman Chinese. 😒

Prince Android: Who told you? Na di ako Chinese?

You have Chinese blood?

Prince Android: Nope.

Eh bat ganyan tanong mo?

Prince Android: Wala lang

Prince Android: For the record, I'm half Spanish, half bread.

Funny mo grabe 😒

Prince Android: Thank you hahaha

I'm being sarcastic, Android.