Our new English teacher: *reading out Ivytailthecat's fact about her*
Teacher: She is a useless lesbian
Me: Sorry, repeat that?
Teacher: I'm a useless lesbian
Everyone: *starts laughing*
Me, regretfully: I should have recorded that
Our teacher's a guy btw
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Weird/Funny Stuff I Hear At School BOOK 1
Random!! UPDATE: I've continued book 2!! Just a collection of weird things I hear at school or that happens to me :) Also it gets better as you go along, bear with it!! Swear warning btw May have some mature themes But i dont wanna put the mature button...