Part 1/4
Me: *stares at a group of boys on the street*
My mom: Ooh do you know them? Do you think they look good?
Me: *actually just looking at them so see what they wear and how I can wear stuff like that*
Me: Sure.
Part 2/4
Me: *stares at a pretty girl*
Me: Wow she's so pretty
My mum: Aw you're pretty too don't be jealous
Me, internally: No no. I'm not jealous. I'm gay (bi).
But me, externally: Gee thanks
Part 3/4
Me: *stares at a cute boy-girl couple on the street*
Mom: One day you'll have a boy with hold hands with!
Me: *actually just staring at the girl*
Me: Wow looking forward to it...
Part 4/4
Me, looking at a dress: Oooohh prettyyyyy
But also me: Wow look at this... woman shirt... how... female... i like it but it's WAY too expensive... such a—a shame haha
My mum: ಠ_ಠ
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Weird/Funny Stuff I Hear At School BOOK 1
Random!! UPDATE: I've continued book 2!! Just a collection of weird things I hear at school or that happens to me :) Also it gets better as you go along, bear with it!! Swear warning btw May have some mature themes But i dont wanna put the mature button...
