Me: To stop yourself catching on fire in the middle of the night, you should just install a system that pours water on you at timed intervals. Say, every five minutes.
Roundhouse1312: But then you'd never get to sleep
Me: A small price to pay
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Weird/Funny Stuff I Hear At School BOOK 1
Random!! UPDATE: I've continued book 2!! Just a collection of weird things I hear at school or that happens to me :) Also it gets better as you go along, bear with it!! Swear warning btw May have some mature themes But i dont wanna put the mature button...