ALMOND RITUAL

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*theoretical*

Person A: *takes out a bag of almonds and crunches rhythmically*

People around: *join in but stomp their feet as well*

Rest of the class: *join in with both*

Small group of people, at the back, chanting: ALMONDS ALMONDS ALMONDS ALMONDS

Soloist: A-L-M-O-N-D-S that's how you spell almonds!

Teacher: *Backs away slowly, fearing for our sanity*

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