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Crankiplier

Okay, so as some of you may know I ship Crankiplier. It is Markiplier x CrankGamePlays

I just saw this Instagram post and I wanted to talk about it

Okay first off great job click bating us, really smart what you did there *slow clapping*

Okay let's talk, also you could have started the post off with this instead of making it look like it was NSFW because that will probably bring the chances of people this post around less probable.

Okay, I gottta admit... septiplier did get out of hand and that was bad for Seán and Mark. The reason that septiplier got out of hand was that people were pushing it on to them instead of just keeping it to themselves and like silently shipping it without getting attention. I'm not saying 2016-2017 was good for either Mark or Seán, I'm just saying it could have gone so much better.

Okay yeah, we get it, outright shipping these two and dedicating your whole life to Crankiplier is not the best thing to do. We know they won't end up together and I'm not one of those people who hate Amy or Mika! They are wonderful people and if they're happy with them that's all that matters to me. If I ever published Crankiplier fan fiction on here I would never try to show it to Mark or Ethan because it's uncomfortable for them. I won't absolutely go out of my way to get them together, it's a ship that will never sail and we gotta deal with that.

Okay, we know that. They are not secretly bi or pan or any other sexuality, they are heterosexual. Again I'm fine with them being that. I'm fine with them not ending up together. I just like to read fanfics once in a while that show what other outcomes would be if they weren't straight and dating people.

I have no comment on that except to say it's legal and some people get married to others with like 15 years of the age difference. If it isn't illegal and if there is actual consent then it's alright.

Okay, we won't shove it in his face as people did with septiplier, we have boundaries you know

Okay, I'm sorry. I know that they don't like it but for some people, they will stop at nothing to get Crankiplier. Some people (like myself) respect them and wish nothing but happiness for them and not all Crankiplier shippers are insane and just that ship oriented. I don't go around shouting to people telling them that I ship Crankiplier. I just occasionally read it (mostly for the story and some of these writers are just phenomenal) but I know the line and I'm not crossing it. Not all of us are perverted animals you know. Also, how dare you call me and some of the people I know selfish. Some of the most wonderful and kind people on here ship Crankiplier. Some of us have gone through a lot of shít and we have never had a chance to be selfish. Before you go off about us shipping Crankiplier like I said multiple times, I ship it but if they never end up together that's fine with me also. All I want is for people to be happy. And Mark and Ethan deserve all the happiness in the world.

That's all I have to say on this topic.