Okay so there's this party right on my street for this guy who is turning 50 today (it's social distanced, don't worry) and I'm hiding in my room, reading gay fanfics, petting my cats, drinking Diet Coke (there was no vanilla don't come at me), texting my friends and trying to find out if I'm allergic to something because I have hives all over me.
My family tried to force me out but I was strong and said happy birthday to the guy and walked away without any other interaction. Mission successful, now all I have to do is stay inside for the rest of my life and we're good to go.
