Chapter 11 (We Back Boooiiiiisss)

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*Hey sorry about the long heckin break*

-Teacher Chat-

Dad_Might: I AM HERE!

Dadzawa: stfu

Sailor_Moon_Nemuri: b r u h

Loud: YOOO HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING UWU

Loud: GLAD WE HAVE THIS GROUP CHAT LOL

Dadzawa: please stop using the voice to chat I beg you Hizashi.

Animal_Crossing: you know this would be an interesting documentary, what the pro hero teachers at UA do when no one is watching them.

Dadzawa: Nedzu wtf

Dadzawa:

Dadzawa: TOSHINORI. YOU HAVE EXPLAINING TO DO.

Dad_Might: what? (And why am I scared?)

Dadzawa: MY PROBLEM CHILD JUST CALLED ME,

Dadzawa: AND HE SAID THAT HE SAW YOU IN HIS MOTHER'S BEDROOM, AND YOU TOLD HIM HIS MOTHER WAS IN THE SHOWER

Dadzawa: AND THEN HE ASKED IF HE WAS ACTUALLY YOUR SECRET LOVE CHILD. CARE TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF!?!?

Sailor_Moon_Nemuri: ooooooooooo

Dad_Might: I am..... Not here!

Dad_Might has left the chat

Dadzawa: That motherfucker.

Sailor_Moon_Nemuri: literally

Shinso_uwu: just confront him at school tomorrow. What's he gonna do? Escape?

Dadzawa: What am I going to tell Izuku in the mean time?

Shinso_uwu added Izuku to the chat

Shinso_uwu has left the chat

Dadzawa has added Shinso_uwu to the chat

Dadzawa: You must pay for your War Crimes.

Shinso_uwu: nah

Shinso_uwu has left the chat

Izuku: wh

Dadzawa has added Shinso_uwu to the chat

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Izuku: guys?

Dadzawa has added Shinso_uwu to the chat

Shinso_uwu has left the chat

Animal_Crossing: read up.

Izuku:

Izuku: Nobody tell todoroki

Izuku has left the chat

Sailor_Moon_Nemuri: pfft

Dadzawa has added Shinso_uwu to the chat

Dadzawa: he's gone, now go feed the cats

Shinso_uwu: k

Izuku has created a group chat

Izuku has renamed the chat "crisis squad"

Izuku has added 20+ people to the chat

Izuku: alright so Shoto and All might aren't in this chat for a reason, so don't say anything

Izuku: but anyways...

Izuku: GUYS IM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT RN ALL MIGHT MAY OR MAY NOT BE MY DAD

Izuku: I WAS ADDED TO THE TEACHER GROUP CHAT AFTER ASKING MR. AIZAWA IF I WAS ALL MIGHTS SECRET LOVE CHILD AND APPARENTLY HE GOT MAD AND CONFRONTED ALL MIGHT AND ALL MIGHTS FIRST RESPONSE WAS TO LEAVE THE CHAT

Mina: wait wot

The_Bitch: I-

Dabi: this makes a very awkward family tree

Dabi: wait

Dabi: LMAOOO ENDEAVORS GONNA BE P I S S E D

Dabi: OMFG BAHAHAHAHAHA ENDEAVWHORE IS GONNA BE LIKE
"SHOOOOTOOOO YOU MARRIED ALL MIGHT CHILD WTF"

Shiggy: actually shut the fuck up.

Izuku: why are the Villains reacting the most

Toga: I'm starting to rethink wanting to drink your blood

Izuku: Toga wtf

Kaminari: yoooooo does this mean ur lik- good fahm?

The_Bitch: I'm done with your shit Pikachu

Izuki: btw villains quick question
Can we just ,,,, vibe?
Like stop trying to eat our souls? Like we both hate endeavor so what more do we need-?

Dabi: the day Endeavor dies is the day I vibe.

Izuku: okay make sure he does painfully uwu

Dabi: already planned on it

Izuku: so is that a yes to stopping this whole murder thing or????

Shiggy: I mean-

Shiggy: idk man it's kinda our job......

Shiggy: you know what fine, only if we can assassinate Endeavor and get away with it. (Also can we like, spend some time at UA that'd be pretty cool ngl)

Dabi: I wanna pet Socks.

Izuku -> Aizawa

Izuku: heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Dadzawa: no, problem child, you may not eat 71 cheeseballs

Izuku: qwq okay but I have another question

Dadzawa: what.

Izuku: soooo im trying to make a deal with the lol anddd,,,, I want your approval..?

Dadzawa: I don't see how you can make a deal with laughter and depends on the deal.

Izuku:

Izuku: they will stop killing us if they can get a pass to attend UA and also assassinate endeavor without being arrested

Dadzawa: k

Izuku: im

[Crisis squad]

Izuku: he said okay

Toga changed their nickname to Himiko

Himiko: kool

Shiggy changed their name to My_Neighbor_Tomura

Dabi changed their name to DaBiarryBeeBenson

[Class 1-gAy]

Izuku added DaBiarryBeeBenson, My_Neighbor_Tomura, and Himiko to the chat

Izuku: welcome to Class 1-gAy, where people like M*neta and Endeavwhore are looked down upon and where crackheads, science side of Class 1-A, and the good ones thrive. We also suggest you consider joining groups such as the Deku Squad Chat, Baku Squad Chat, Insomnia Squad Chat, and of course, the I Hate Endeavor club. (Club meeting held the hour after school ends in Class 1-A, our Club supervisor is Mr. Aizawa)

That_Bitch: You like jazz?

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