—SW POV—
There's only one problem between me and Micahs future marriage
Glimmer
I was establishing horse communism and I see Queen Glimmer and I fly over to her
"Hey Queeny" I say
"Ugh swift wind I told you not to call me that" Glimmer says
"I am in love with someone" I say
"Who is it?" Glimmer asks
"He's—well he's—a buff muscular man and I love him" I say
"Well tell him how you feel" Glimmer says
"He's so sexy and his ass is-" I say
"Ok I'm out" Glimmer says and teleports away
Will I become her dad when I marry Micah?
I need to visit a statue
I fly over to Angella's statue and I talk to it
"Hey Angella I love your husband well ex husband and he's mine now and I'll take good care of him" I say to the statue
The statue just stares into the distance
"I'm also establishing communism so all the horses will get hay" I say
"I 100% agree with you Swift Wind you should definitely date my husband and give all the horses hay" the statue says
"Great thanks Angella" I say
I trot off and I see Catra
"Hello Catra" I say
"Swift Wind. Fuck off" Catra says
"I need your help with something" I say
"What!?" Catra asks
"I am in love with someone. How do I tell them?" I ask
"Just say I love you" Catra says
"How do I ask him to have sex with me?" I ask
Catra smirks and she whispers in my ear
"Ask him, do you want to have sex with me" Catra says
"YES! I shall tell m-THE MAN I LOVE HIM AND HE SHOULD HAVE SEX WITH ME" I say
I fly off and I can't find Micah but I find Sea Hawk
I will ask him how to have sex
