Bungo Stray Dogs gets a ton of attention, I know. But it needs more~
Well, that might just be me but whatever ANyWayS-
I've got for you:
Nervous Tiger Boy
The Suicidal Maniac
Retired Math Teacher and Current Mom of ADA
Suffering Brother with Model...
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- foooooooddd - He did that tik tok for you. The one with the audio that's like "and I'll never leave you because, well, I need the food." - and he didn't lie even for a second - every time you come into work with food he appears in front of you
- When you first started dating, you would buy him lots of snacks so that he would be happy all the time - he picked up on that one fast and started giving you some praise and petting your head all the time to show you his appreciation - a king, really
- one time he let you sit on his lap and forgot about his snacks - Ya'll stare into each others eyes~~~ - and his eyes are GORGEOUS
- Doesn't even flinch when you have no work to do and so decide to braid parts of his hair instead - was straight up having a very important conversation with Kunikida and you were just brushing his hair. - "Ranpo-san..." - "It soothes her." - "But-" - "It soothes me too. Now, carry on."
- Somehow can replicate any emoji - Even these ones::: ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ - always makes you smile/laugh
- Eventually you started giving him lots of praise too when you realized how much he liked it. - He did and will still get heart palpitations depending on when you praise him and how much you do it/ how much he didn't expect it
- ahh you can't watch any movie with him - no. no movie. You can't argue with this - Can't watch sports either?? this guy - ALWAYS knows how things are gonna end up
- Also you can't lie - you can't even just not tell him things - he alwaYs knows what's up - are you sad? He knows why - are you happy? He knows why - are you embarrassed? He knows why and he's gonna beat up Dazai for pranking you like that
- Gets jealous alot more than he should but it's impossible to notice - but surprisingly only with specific people, probably because he knows how they feel about you. - Sometimes Dazai would ask you to commit double suicide with him before you guys started dating and he would rage silently as he ate the snacks you just bought him - Sometimes Kunikida would ask you for something and if your fingers touched Ranpo would ask you to come with him somewhere. - Apparently you have several of Kunikida's preferred traits. - "But... I don't have all of them, so he probably wouldn't actually-" - "He's considered it." - s w e a t d r o p 25/8
- Hugs - always hugs you around the waist - you're around the same height so - Loves putting his head on your chest
- when you're cuddling though, he prefers to hold you - did I mention he's kind of a child - won't let anyone touch you - sometimes won't even take directions from anyone but you because he trusts you the most
- basically a permanent know-it-all 18 year old - except he drinks his respect women juice
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- haHA you knOw it - food kink - loves honey or melted chocolate - pours it on the both of you and well - you get the gist
-very much likes tongue - figured out the things you liked best pretty quickly - was very awkward at first though oddly enough - first couple times were test runs I guess 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
- moans a lot - likes it when you top him but only temporarily - very much likes to be on top - unless you're giving him blow jobs/hand jobs - loves those
- likes a decent pace, not too slow or too hard - firm strokes~ - has like no kinks but you have quiet a few and it took him a while to process that you liked things that weren't food related - very easy going tho
- the first time you kinda freaked out for a second cause something hurt suddenly but you didn't say anything - but he kneW - pulled out and asked if you were okay, you guys took a five minute break and then you said you wanted to try again - so niCe about it
- a bit of a biter - you do have some teeth marks on your shoulders cause he bites when he orgasms but it's never like... bad hurt - turns out he bites not just to muffle himself but also cause he was nervous for a long time what you'd think of his orgasm face
- after care is best - always has strawberries or some shit near by - feeding eaChoTher- AH - falls asleep pretty quickly too
