𝐖𝐡𝗼 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭

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Aries: Shikamaru

"Shika...my sister/brother/family says your hair looks like a pineapple"

"What a drag."


Taurus:kiba

"AKAMARU IS THE BEST"

"WOOF"

"WHAT ABOUT ME YOU MUT?!"

Gemini:Rock lee

"MY YOUTHFUL FLOWER,WHAT HAS THOU CAME FOR?!"

"Uh...*sweat drop* gai-sensei says you have to do 600 sit ups, 500 push-ups, and you have to run around the village 1,000 times. Goodluck."

Cancer:sakura

"YOU'RE MY NEW SASUKE-KUN Y/N-CHAN/KUN!!!"

"Hm. Great"

you then get jumped by sakura.






Leo:neji

"You're weak"

"An𝐝 you look like a chick, your point?"

Virgo:naruto

"IM GONNA BE HOKAGE ONE DAY! BELIEVE IT!"

"Y-yes naruto-kun. I believe in you."

Libra:sasuke

"Sasuke duckbutt what the fuck? Why are you in my ki𝐭𝐜hen?"

*Has Sharigan activated*

"Give me all your tomatoes."

"...'kay-"

Scorpio:ino

"You kinda eat a lot ino.. i guess ino-pig does suit you"

"Y/N THATS RUDE"


Sagittarius:kakashi

"I've read that book before"

*his eyes widen*

"BUT I JUST GOT IT!"

"yeah...Yuki dies" *random name*

"DAMMIT"

Capricorn:shino

"I like the peacefulness "

"Indeed."

Aquarius:choji

"Can you pass the barbecue chips please y/n?"

"Sure! Can you pass me the ramen?"

Pieces:gai

"1,000 PUSHUPS"

"If you think im getting on the ground that easily you have another thing coming"



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