S1 : ep2 : kryptonite

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The whole gang was in Jess's car as she blasted heavy metal rock. Cece sat in the front with Jess while Schmidt, Winston and Nick sat in the back. Y/n was sprawled across nick and Winston as there wasn't enough room.
Nick wrapped his arms around Y/n's waist to keep her secure.

"Yeah! Loud music! Loud. Loud. Loud." Jess yelled over the loud music.

"Ok, you're ruining my pre-game mence." Winston shouted back.

"What am I gonna say?" Jess whined from the front seat as she visibly shook.

"Hey Spencer, give me my TV back." Nick suggested.

"Hi Spencer, give me my TV back, buddy." Jess said.

"Woah Jess, hold on now....buddy? Are you crazy" Y/n yelled.

"How about jerk or idiot." Nick announced.

"Mr. Crabs." Jess said as she pulled onto Spencer's road.

"Mr. Crabs is an option." Winston stated. Y/n laughed behind her hand as Cece spoke up.

"Ok, Jess, just pull over right here." She said as Jess began to slow down before speading off again.

"WOAH" the gang collectively yelled. Y/n almost went forward and hit the seat in front of her before nick pulled her close into his chest and wrapped his hands around her head.

"Thanks" she breathed out.

"You're welcome" he replied with a small smirk on his face as he looked down at the girl in his lap.

"Ok, you know what, just one more shot." Jess yelled as she drove further away from Spencer's house.

"Ok, one more time around Jess, and then we're good. You got this." Nick said, finally breaking his gaze from
Y/n's face.

"Yeah" she stated but drove straight past Spencer's house again.

"Really? Come on." Schmidt exhaled.

"Jess I'm getting a little bit car sick back here" Y/n yelled.

"Just one more time, gonna..." Jess mumbled under her breath as she pulled onto Spencer's road for the third time.

"Alright, this is the time, this is the time. Wow." Nick said as he watched Spencer's house pass them again.

"Ok one more shot, one more shot, just one more, just one more." She mumbled.

"Jess I'm going to kill you if you don't park this car" Y/n shouted from the backseat.

"You know I'm onto you." Schmidt said turning to Winston. Y/n quirked her eyebrow at the two boys.

"What do you mean?"Winston asked.

"You told me that I'm top dog but secretly you think that you're top dog. Alright, now you are just trying to out top dog the top dog." Schmidt spitted at Winston. Y/n scoffed and rolled her eyes.

"Jess, can you please take these doors off child lock so I can kill myself." Cece deadpanned.

"Men are working. Look things are different now man, you're not top dog anymore. I am." Schmidt yelled.

"Okay, you know what you are absolutely correct you are the top dog."Winston said calmly before taking off an imaginary crown. "Here" he said as he placed the fake crown on Schmidt's head.

"What are you doing? There is no top dog crown. Are you trying to make me look stupid. Look man, this is about respect, I'm a lot flyer than I used to be." Schmidt scoffed and looked at Winston like he was crazy.

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