you: dad, I don't wanna be like Harry Potter.
dad: oh, that's easy. You're not magical.
you: *facepalm* not like that. I'm coming out of the closet.
dad: okay...
you: I have a girlfriend
dad: THEN YOU'RE LIKE HARRY POTTER!
YOU ARE READING
10 Ways to Come Out to Your Parents
RandomDon't try these at home. In technicality it's comedy, but if you want to ask for advice in the comments, I will try my best to get back to you!
