you: *standing on a podium in front of the whole school* hi parents.
you: I'm gay. *collective gasp*
you: come here, baby.
you: *kiss your gf on the lips*
you: let the concert begin!
band: *starts playing*
YOU ARE READING
10 Ways to Come Out to Your Parents
RandomDon't try these at home. In technicality it's comedy, but if you want to ask for advice in the comments, I will try my best to get back to you!
