A Classic Story but it's TBHK

A few things

So *fake coughs* Imma just delete the last chapter in a few days—
The reason that I'm doing this is because 1. I'm not even supposed to be on this app
2. I wanna stay innocent
3. What 2 and 3 said.
I hope you understand a bit— if u don't that's okay cuz I understand. Anyways~
the story is actually one-shots... but imma change that. Or maybe I'm doing that in my other book- idk.
I SWEAR ON MY LIFE I WILL FINISH THIS BOOK OR THE OTHER OR BOTH- why I'm swearing on my life is bc I have never finished a book that I started writing- (and I have at least 16 files of my unfinished books) so if I say I will stop, don't be afraid and start shouting at me in the comments. Hahaha (seriously tho).
If you have any questions about meh stories, just ask- or abt me if you wanna know meh (tho I'm a piece of crap)-
Also my other story is ok- if you wanna check it out-OHMIGODYOUARETHENICESTPERSONEVER- and if you are not reading reading it-OHMIGODYOUARETHENICESRPERSONEVER
So

Uh yeah

Bye

(Hanako) "SURPRISE~!!! We've convinced-"
(Yashiro)"Author-chan"
"To"
"Go back on the original idea of this story~"
"What baby Daikon means by that- OUCH"
"WATASHI WA DAIKON JANAI!!!!"
"What I said was that she's going to do reader x character..."(Hanako silently sulks while Yashiro isn't noticing)
"Which will change the summary of the story! But that's alright!"
"Cuz this is a one-shot, and we still make it as cheesy as possible!"
"If that's possible... because all Author-Chan watches is anime..."
"Anyways~ if you have a request,"
"Please give it to us!!"
"That's not what you're supposed to say Yashiro-"
"OHNO!!"
"Forget about it!"
"BUT I MIGHT GET AN F ON MY ACTING- THEN I WONT BE ABLE TO BE HERE ANYMORE!!!"
("You won't! I checked with Author-Chan!")
("Kay! Never mind!")
("Back to that~?")
("No! I'm not ready!")
(Hanako closes the curtains realizing you can still see them)

"Sssssssh..."
And the lights go off.