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F. Hargreeves || TUA

Dating Five Hargreeves includes;

WARNINGS: slight violence, cursing

WORD COUNT: 821

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• he's a cocky little shit,

• he was ALWAYS grumpy before he met you

• i mean, he still is, just a tiny bit less

• he could be bitching to diego or sm and then you walk in and he's like "awh lookie, it's my baby!"

• when it's just the two of you, he's a soft baby boy

• he's not much of a cuddler, but if you ask him nicely, he MIGHT cuddle with you

• might, as in if he cuddles with you, you have to play with his hair

• those are his terms

• spoken straight from his mouth

• and you have no problem with it cus his hair is so soft and fluffy and 🥺

• five is on a very tight sleeping schedule

• sleep by 11 pm, awake before 9am

• while you, on the other hand, stay up till the ass crack of dawn, and fall asleep when he wakes up

• he's always on to you about it

• says shit like "that's not healthy!"

• but in reality, he's sad that he doesn't get to spend a lot of time with you bc either you're asleep or he's asleep

• but he would never admit it

• you hate when he works himself too much, which he does quite often

• you'll beg him to take a break, but he just rolls his eyes, takes a sip of his disgusting black coffee, and starts working again

• that's when you get a little devious

• purposely playing the TV too loud, claim you're going to cook something and make a lot of noise in the kitchen, call up vanya or allison and talk annoyingly loud, literally anything to get him to distract him

• and he 100% knows what you're going

• sometimes you'll just sit on his lap while he works, just wanting to be near him :(

• when you do sit on his lap, you'll be facing each other, with your legs draped over his, and you'll just sit there, arms around him, occasionally giving him neck and jaw kisses :')

• eventually, he'll take a break, realizing that you're an important part of his life and he doesn't wanna lose you

• you'll be laying on the couch, reading something, and he'll walk in and be like "scoot over"

• so you scoot over and he grabs a blanket to throw over the two of you

• most times, you'll fall asleep like this

• but the next morning, he's always back at what he was doing the previous night

• you always make sure he has hot coffee made

• you always try to get him to go out of the house for things other than murdering people

"why don't we just go out? see a movie or something?"

• one time, he actually agreed and he wouldn't admit it, but he actually really enjoyed it

• despite popular beliefs, he'd be really loving towards his s/o and protect them and love them JSJSJS

• the handler tries to get to you, to get to five all the time

• like one time, she literally kidnapped you just so she could talk to five

• talk about a crazy bitch

• like she had you tied up to a chair, duct tape over your mouth, sitting in the middle of a room

• and she honestly had no intentions of hurting you

• it was the only way she knew how to have a face to face conversation with five

• after vanya blew up the moon and you all got sent to the 60s, you got stuck in april of '61

• two years and 8 months before five did
(a/n: my math might be wrong idk)

• you were so clueless and you spent days just wondering around, looking for one of the hargreeves'

• by this time, you had been there for several months

• and you were just walking around town, when you saw allison through the glass of a hair salon

• you couldn't have ran fast enough, almost getting hit by a car in the process

• you damn near ripped the door off the hinges, trying to get to her

"allison!" you shouted, dashing across the floor and tackling her into a hug

• it had been way too long and you missed her desperately

• she immediately hugged you back, just as shocked to see you

• from then on out, you stuck with her

• she let you live in her house, explaining that you were her brother/sister/sibling
  in law to ray

• more months had passed and slowly, you began to accept the fact that you may never see five again

• but then the two of you found klaus

• and then eventually, you found five again

• he would NEVER leave your side again

• he lost you once, he wasn't going to lose you again

• it was a very emotional reunion

• he loves how you don't take shit from no one

• you always have a comeback and you aren't afraid to sass diego or luther

• honestly, he admires you