A Purple Cat Wrecks a Birthday Party

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(No One's POV)

Y/N: Babe do you know where Jade is?!

???: I'm right here Dad. Hehehehe.

A four year old girl jumped on Y/N's shoulders, he tilted his head a little and smiled.

Y/N: Jade I've been looking for you for an hour. Where do you go when I'm not looking.

Jade: Hehehe, I go to your room.

Y/N: The last place I would look. *sigh*

(Y/N POV)

Jade jumped off my shoulders and I stood up.

Y/N: Now... what was I about to do? Oh goddamnit- where's your brother?

Gotin: It's fine I got Ryden.

I turned around and saw my wife, Gotin.

Gotin: We still need to get to Bulma's birthday party.

Y/N: If I didn't have you I wouldn't remember anything.

Gotin: Aww thanks.

Y/N: But yea we do... like now... we're... half an hour late.

-timeskip-

My feet touched the ground in front of Capsule Corp.

Bulma: You're always late, at least you're better than Goku and Vegeta.

Y/N: Hehe, sorry Bulma.

Ryden: Dad.

Y/N: Ryden?

Ryden: Why are we here?

Y/N: It's Bulma's birthday, but to be honest... I don't wanna be here either.

Gotin: Y/N...

Y/N: Yea?

Gotin: You could be a little more respectful.

Y/N: Sorry.

Gotin: You really are helpless without me... it's like I'm your mother or something. Hey where's Dad?

Bulma: I have no idea, hurry the hell up Vegeta!

Vegeta: I've been here.

Bulma: Well at least YOU showed up.

Vegeta: Kakarot isn't gonna be here any time soon.

Krillin: He's right Bulma.

Bulma: *sigh* Why do I even invite him.

Gotin: Dad's an idiot so... what does it matter.

Suddenly there were cameras all around me, my eyes widened.

Y/N: Ah fuck not this again. I beat a pink child and suddenly everyone either wants my autograph or they want my dick.

Gotin: Language.

Y/N: It's true.

Gotin: Well they're not gonna get it... that privilege is mine and mine alone.

Random Guy: Can I have your autograph?!!!

Y/N: Bulma how many pages does your biggest notebook have?

Bulma: A lot.

Y/N: Where is it?

Bulma pulled a think notebook out of the bag she was holding and gave it to me.

Y/N: Thank you.

She gave me a pen.

Y/N: Who wants an autograph?

Everyone in the crowd: ME!!!

Y/N: Got it.

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