63. i'm dumb

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what do you mean?

i'm dumb

no you're not

how didn't i realize before?

i don't know what you're talking about

i googled you

i mean, i googled harry styles

i still don't know what does that have to do with me

just

let me talk

i spent many hours and coffee googling you

i know everything

ok, what do you "know"?

stop it

i googled harry styles and leeroy and looked through the images

marcel is really cute tbh

anyway, the point is there was this pic with five guys and their "names"

leeroy, harvey, jonny, marcel and veronica

does that ring a bell to you?

because it does to me

except veronica, but i'm just guessing zayn is "zack"

and coincidentally, your birthday matches harry styles's, also your age and your sister's name

i even googled harry styles tattoo ed sheeran and

pingu the penguin wAS THERE

at that point i wasn't even surprised

uh

uh????????

you're either harry styles or a 14 year old pranking me into thinking he's harry styles so i get my hopes up and then ask me for nudes and sell them to old men or threaten me to pay for his video games

would you send me nudes?

that's not the point

it is now

that's not safe angel

i just told you that i know you are harry styles but you want to talk about nudes

i'm outside your house

what

you already know who i am

what's the point in waiting?

i'm not ready

i don't even look presentable

i saw you already, you're gonna look beautiful anyway

just come out and hug me

no

why?

i have A LOT of questions harry

i'll answer them when we're face to face

nO

i'm gonna knock on the door

just wait

hurry up

for the love of god, can't you give me a second to let this all sink in?

just open the door i'm impatient

i can tell

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