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𝙸𝚃'𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴 𝙾𝙵 𝚈𝙴𝙰𝚁 𝙰𝙶𝙰𝙸𝙽-

𝙶𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝?
𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚠-

𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚏𝚒𝚡𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚍𝚞𝚕𝚎, 𝚗𝚘𝚛 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚋𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚎.

𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚍𝚞𝚕𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚜.

𝚂𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚠? 𝚄𝚙𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚎 1-2 𝚊 𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚔, 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝙸'𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚘 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎, 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚞𝚙𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚋𝚊𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛, 𝚜𝚘.........

𝙾𝚑, 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎? 𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕...

This one is for the boys with the booming system
Top down, AC with the cooler system
When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up
Got stacks on deck like he savin' up
And he ill, he real, he might gotta deal
He pop bottles and he got the right kind of build
He cold, he dope, he might sell Coke
He always in the air, but he never fly coach
He a motherfuckin' trip, trip, sailor of the ship, ship
When he make it drip, drip kiss him on the lip, lip
That's the kind of dude I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped if you're lookin' hoe
I said, excuse me you're a hell of a guy
I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly
I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie
You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh
Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the eff I is
I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up,
Back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up
Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away
Beating like a drum and it's coming your way
Can't you hear that
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass?
He got that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
He got that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's that super bass
This one is for the boys in the Polo's
Entrepreneur niggas and the moguls
He could ball with the crew, he could solo
But I think I like him better when he dolo
And I think I like him better with the fitted cap on
He ain't even gotta try to put the mack on
He just gotta give me that look, when he give me that look
Then the panties comin' off, off, uh
Excuse me, you're a hell of a guy you know
I really got a thing for American guys
I mean, sigh, sickenin' eyes
I can tell that you're in touch with your feminine side
Yes I did, yes I did,
Somebody please tell him who the eff I is
I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up,
Back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up
Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away
Beating like a drum and it's coming your way
Can't you hear that
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass?
He got that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
He got that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's that super bass
See I need you in my life for me to stay
No, no, no, no, no I know you'll stay
No, no, no, no, no don't go away
Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away
Don't you hear that heartbeat comin' your way
Oh it be like
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Can't you hear that boom
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass?
Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away
Beating like a drum and it's coming your way
Can't you hear that
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass?
He got that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
He got that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's that super bass