𝐾𝐸𝐸𝑃𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝐼𝑇 𝑅𝐸𝐴𝐿 2(Philia)

69

Aria
Kenen I'm gonna break ya fucking Adam's apple why you keep eating my shit"
What you being violent for"he asked coming in the kitchen
Cause you ate my fucking pineapples again"
I ain't even do that"
Always lieing bruh"

I walked around him and in the living room to bully and sat on the couch and texted him

-you gave them to joe right
-yea he got them and everything set up now it's your time to shine-
I nodded and got up and started taking kyla, yosohn and kairi pictures down Slowly I dropped it just so he could come back downstairs and here it

What is you doing down here"ke asked counting money that was in his hand
Taking there pictures down"
Who's"he asked looking at me
Them kids"
Why for what fuck you mean them kids them ya kids to"

I shook my head and he was still confused
Bae we just need to start you know completely fresh like new house new ring no kids"I said and his eyes bulked out his head and a vain popped out
Were my kids at"he said going upstairs quickly

I went in the living room and. Started Laughing lowly and bully was weak
Not were my kids at"he said and I started laughing I held it in when I heard him coming back
Aria were the hell are my kids"
I said we starting fresh"
What the fuck you mean fresh if you wanted some new cloths and shit you could've said that THOSE IS CHILDREN YOU CANT JUST GER RID THEM OFF AND START OVER"He yelled and it was funny cause he was so confused and the money that was in his hand was gone

I'm finna milk this shit
We're the money you just had that could've been enough to finish buying off kyla"
BU-aria were my baby's"he said putting his hand on his head "you raising my temperature"
He walked off and I laughed
WERE you going"
To look for them this a big ass you probably hiding them"

He finna do all that and be pissed off"bully said and made me laugh "yo he finna go threw fucking jumangi and back to not find shit"he added to the joke and I could Not fucking breath bruh I was weasing

Bully shut up I'm tryna be serious"
He gone press me next.. ohh start putting they toys near the door"
You do it"
Hell nah so he can put my head threw a wall HELLL NAHHHH"
Shhhh bitch"I said and he smirked
ARIA WERE MY KIDS"I heard and laughed again
Bae chill"
They better be in the gutters of this bowling alley or imma flip"

The gutters"I whispered to bully and he laughed
I hurried up and start putting there toys to the door and ran in the living room when I heard him coming
Aria I think my blood pressure at like 200 you joking right"
I'm dead serious but we really gotta start fresh you gave me a new ring so we gotta start over with them kids to"
Then gimme the ring back"
Why"
So you can go get my kids"

He looked at bully who was on the phone and flipped it out his hand
What I do"
Were my kids"
Bruh ion know I'm just as confused as you"
You ain't saying shit"
Aria were are thye children"he said in a British accent
There gone"

Were"
I started to go in the kitchen but ke grabbed me
Were my kids"he said
Gone"
Were"
The-"
WE-re"
Gone ke"
WERE"he yelled and I ran to bully

Bae calm down why so hostile"
Why I'm- you pushed two out ya pussy the other came from my dick bruh weres my kids aria"he said and then punched a chunk out the wall
Bae don't do that the new kids gone think this a broken home"
Literally"bully laughed

I seen the look ke gave bully and I pulled bully up
RUn NIGGA GO"
Ke chased bully until bully ran in the bathroom locking the door
WAIT BULLY DONT LEAVE ME OUT HERE"

I ran in the kitchen and Ke came right behind me
Were my kids at"
Babe we have to start fresh"
You wanna baby i can give you another one but just gimme my kids back"he said I almost gave in but I couldn't we was just at the beginning of this prank
"Wait you want another baby common let's go upstairs right quick and then you gone go get my baby's right?"

Ke no it's not gonna work like that"
WORK LIKE WHAT"he screamed making me jump and cross my fingers like a scholar do I know why no I do not
Were my kids...were my kids...were are my kids you speak Spanish right eran mis hijos"
That's good baby"
FUCK THE SPANISH WERE MY KIDS"

That vain in his forehead was ready to pop so I knew it was time for this pranks to go off the rails
Baby so look I don't think your taking this prank well  so I'm guessing you don't like this idea so we're gonna have to start over on our own"
What you talking what the fucking you talking bout start over ain't no fucking starting over what the fuck you mean start over what what is that"he said babbling

I held in my laugh and he came across the counter I ran as fast as I could and went back in the hallway
BULLY GET OUT HERE"
Coming"he said and came out the bathroom and ran into the living room
Aria I'm trying to stay calm but I'm feeling fucked up right now ion know what what what to think"I never heard him studder I think I hit a nerve

I think we should start over with new people"I said that and next thing I knew a vase came flying twords me I ducked and ran and called joe as ke kept chucking shit twords me
WAIT KE WAIT"
ITS A PRANK NIGGA DAMN MY HEAD"
*Crash*
He started flipping out shit I think I hit that nerve a lil to hard

ITS A PRANK"
Yea he really blacked out cause he won't listening he left the living room and I heard a door slam
Bully bruh"
Bitch I'm gone I'm out I told you you was gonna hit some shit he get a weapon in hiding in the pool"
Bully now not the time to play"I said laughing

BABY"I said going twords the hallway I had to jump back cause a duffel bag came flying down the hallway
IM KILLING YOU HIM EVERYBODY YOUR NOT GOING NOWHERE"he screamed and I ducked under the table
ISSA PRANK NIGGA NOT ISSA KNIFE A PRANK A JOKE"bully yelled jumping behind the couch

As scared as I was I was fucking crying with laughter I slowly climbed out and went in the hallway looking at my phone joe was there
What happened"I heard him yelling
Bring them back ASAP"