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Aria
Kenen Brewster I'm not getting on no fucking horse hell no"I said dead serious
Baby please just try it it's not even a horse Issa pony"he laughed
It's only one pony I'm ever getting on and the shit ain't out here fuck that"

Aria try it"Bree said
Who side are you on dammit no I'm not doing it"I said and they was laughing at me
Pleaseeeee"dream and jayda begged
Nope my baby in here baking hell nah I'm not with it"
Ok you don't do this you gotta do the drive threw safari"benz said
I'll do that but this shit fuck no"

They left on the horses and I got in the rv driving around them taking pictures and stuff it looked fun as hell but ion trust no damn horse seeing ke up there smiling kinda made me feel bad but my fears gone get ahead of me this time plus the safari can't be bad as long as it ain't no ostrich or bulls I'm straight

It took them about an hour to get off the horses and stuff and ke came and got me
Come on scary"
I'm not scary I'm afraid"
Girl same difference"
Shhh you had fun"
It was aight would've been better with you thoe"
Nahhh yo big ass on that pony plus my thick ass that pony was gone be a donkey by time we was finished"I said snickering and he bust out laughing swerving the rv

Bitch can you drive"benz said from the back
Shut up nigga"
Horrible driving ass"he said and I turned grabbing his neck and put him in a choke hold dream jumped in and started strangling ke and that shit was fun cause we started swerving all over the dirt rode

I HIT A SQUIRREL"ke yelled and I grabbed dream and benz putting them in choke holds with each arm
Bitch I can't breath"dream screamed
WORLDSTARRRR" bully yelled and I smiled
I'm deceased"benz said tapping my arm and I let both of them go at the same time
Yea bitches"I said and sat down I looked at ke and he was laughing

Kes a squirrel murderer"Bree laughed
Nigga hit that bitch with some shit"bully laughed
I seen the other rv coming meaning Mickey and them was coming they pulled up to the side of us
Y'all niggas trynna race"
Race nigga please you don't want no smoke"ke said and I held on to him tightly this nigga a speed demon
Let's do this"tae laughed

Let's go then nigga"
They sped off and dream was screaming about her wig as I was holding on for my life right now
It's dirt in my  mouth Pftttt what the fuck"I heard somebody coughing and I laughed and put my head in Ke stomach holding on tighter
I'm not gone drop you"
I'll take my chances like this"

Ke finnaly stopped and we got to this fucking safari and I seen ostrich
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh"I said over and over as we got off the rv
Word to mommy I ain't going threw this"I said shaking my head and ke grabbed me
Don't be pussy"
Bitch"I said and he looked down at me seriously
Sorry daddy but uh uh it's bird in here"
You doing it now come on"

We all went to the white guy to get seeds and shit like I wanted to feed these bastards
I felt a feather on my neck and turned around punching somebody I seen it was crow and he coughed holding his throat
Don't do that crow damn"I said and caught my breath my soul left my body after that shit

Ok stay inside the rv unless you want to be hands on with the animals you can feed them from the rvs just be careful"
That's it"bully asked
Yup enjoy"

We got back on the vans and ke got in an I stood there
Get in ma"
You got ya gun"
When don't I"
Just in case one of these bitches start tripping and shit I want you to off that bitch"
Gotchu"

I sat down and the first thing was cool some lil deers
Bae feed them that's why they in ya face"
Nah they can starve"I said shaking my head
Yo ass cruel aria"
Benz leave her alone like you ain't just jump from my nigga rudolf"bully said making us all laugh
We got done with that and next was the giraffes I like these big shits so I'll feed them I picked up some seeds and held my hand out and it came down and ate them an I quickly put my hand down never mined

I just so happened to check my nails and one was missing
BAEEE"I yelled and he looked at me
What happened"
My nail"I wined holding my finger up
We're the nail at"
Ion know"I looked around and seen it stuck to my leggings
I grabbed it an ke took it and reached in his pockets

What you doing"
I got glue on deck"
He put glue on my finger then pressed the nail back on I kissed him as he put a bandaid around it
See all fixed"
Awee now can y'all go"
I picked seeds up throwing them at benz and bully threw some up here and we was launching them bitches at eachother

I seen a bull and sat the fuck back them shits don't play I held onto ke and he held onto me
I gotchu he ain't gone fuck with you"
He better not or he gone be some steak"
That's cruel"he laughed
AHHHHHH AHHHHHGGGHHH"I heard and I looked and seen Byrd screaming as a giraffe was eating out her hand she threw the seeds and we all laughed at her

Bae see look they not even aggressive"
Ke uh uh"I said as he reached over me feeding one
Ke ke ke KEEEEEEE KE KE ITS TO CLOSE"I screamed and he laughed at me
That shit ain't funny"I said smacking his arm as we passed them
Bae now look I know you scared but chill ok they just want some seeds hand them the seeds and that's it"
Right do not punch these fucking overgrown pigeons aria cause I shoot one of they birds we gone have a gun fight wit these red necks"benz said also

Ok imma be calm I promise"
My leg tapped up and down as we got closer and I seen one he looked at me and I looked at him his neck moved twords the rv and I handed him the whole bucket of seeds

Why the fuck he so aggressive wit it thoe"I said as he was pecking at the bucket and seeds was flying
Uh uh ke drive off"
Hol on lemme record this"
Drive off"I said again as the bucket got empty he started pecking and took the bucket and then I swear he smiled at me evilly
Ke DRIVE OFF DRIVE OFF KE DRIVE"

It pecked the rv over my head and I got up and ran for my fucking life
ARIA"I heard but kept going

Kenen
Imma piss on my fucking self why she running like that"benz laughed along with bully shit I was laughing to I told her ass to calm down

I drove off behind her and she was doing fifty
I heard nose behind me and seen a lil ostrich coming behind the rv he seen aria and sped up

Oh shit he gone eat her ass"
Issa baby awe"
Dream ain't no awe she pregnant"Bree said still laughing

Aria
BAEEEEEEE"I screamed
KENENNNNNNN" seeing this bird behind me I kept going till I got to the gate I turned around and swung on the shit
GET THE FUCK BACK"
Aria don't hit it"I heard and I seen ke running twords me that shit brought its neck close
AHHHHH"I screamed before it sat it's neck on my shoulder I was stiff as a bitch

Bae chill don't move or this shit gone attack"
Shoot it shoot it shoot it"I wined crying now
I can't shoot it the ranger coming Hol on just chill"he said trynna calm me down but I won't having that shit
It rubbed its face against my neck and I shivered
It's alright ma'am she's a new baby on the farm she's just really friendly"
Get this bitch bruh ion care get itttt"
I'll try but she likes you"

I can't you playing"
She has an attraction to pregnant women just like my wife"
Ok it's another one in that rv go get her"
UH UH Aria don't throw me under the bus"I heard Byrd say

Ok now I need you to stay still so I can grab her"
I AM STILL get it get it"
This shit comedy bruh" bully said laughing
Bree bully put a dent in ya car"I said
Oooop"dream said
and he finnaly got the bird away from me and ke grabbed me hugging me

I'm sorry baby don't cry"he said rubbing my back
I'm ready to go I'm tired"I wined and he picked me up
Spoiled ass"bully said
Bully shut yo ass when you was gone tell me you dented my shit huh don't get stuck now...."Bree started cussing and i snickered evilly

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