Incorrect quotes #1

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{some short , GEXHels incorrect quotes ^-^}

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Ex: How does Grian usually get out of these messes 

Hels: He doesn’t, He just makes a bigger mess that cancels out the first out

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Hels: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I’ve done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor

Hels: Ha! Just kidding, I have killed a man

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Ex, opening a Capri sun: Guess I’ll drink my sorrows away 

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Random Hermit to Grian: Are you a big spoon or little spoon?

Grian: I’m a Knife!

Hels and Ex from across the room: He’s a little spoon

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Grian : What are Friends with benefits?

Hels:..... A very special type of friends…

Grian: Ummm… like you, me and Ex?

Hels: *chokes*  ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ 

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Ex: Here you are Hels, a nice hot cup of coffee

Hels: oh, it’s cold

Ex: A nice cup of coffee 

Hels: It’s Horrible! 

Ex: Cup of coffee 

Hels: I’m not even sure it’s coffee

Ex: Cup 

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Grian: Do you ever feel bugs on you, when there are no bugs?

Hels: those are the ghosts of all the bugs you have killed 

Grian:

Ex: look what you’ve done, you scared him, you stupid idiot 

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Grian: Hey, do you think i could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Hels: you’re a hazard to society 

Ex: And a coward, do 20

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Grian: These people are my friends

Grian: I’ve known them for 12 hours

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Grian: I had nothing to do with it!

Also Grian: Okay, It was my idea but I don't feel good about it

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Hels: Why would you give a knife to a child??!!

Ex: Grian felt unsafe

Hels: Now I feel unsafe!

Ex: I'm sorry

Ex:.... Would you ,like a knife?

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Ex: Okay, let me see what you have

Grian: A knife!

Ex:Okay, Have fu-

Hels: NO!

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